Madam what happened ?
She said I am NORMAL
But he said, you can still tell me
I am your old friend
She said :Shut up and don’t offend
Friend was worried
Why she is so serious ?
Just few days back she was fine
And now her mood is mysterious
Friend did a Google search in brain
Tried to figure out what 's driving her insane
Break-up, periods, hair-fall who is to blame
He confirmed with her again
But the outcome was same
Finally when her eyes were a little wet
On forehead a thin layer of sweat
She uttered something
Which seemed like a threat
To his utter surprise
He was the actual culprit and vice
This stopped his processor for a while
He became serious but he smiled
He stressed his grey cells
To recall what he did
Search result was Zero
He was left perplexed instead
He asked her again
Why was he blamed?
She kept her amplitude high
He could understand the reason why
Based on his track record
He did similar things in the past
He forgot what he said
Coz he knew the joke will not last
But this time a benign joke
A funny stroke
Has hurt someone hard
She said this is the end of friendship
An end of bonhomie’s boulevard
Hence a couple of words
Have changed the meanings
Friendship chord snipped
And No hard feelings
He found this reason strange
A funny joke and they estranged.
PS:As usual there was a truce after few days and a school time friendship was restored again.